Thursday, June 13, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 6: Geffrye and Tate Museums

London

When Eileen and I has visited London in 1998, the “sleeper” hit of our trip was the Design Museum.  We had a 1995 tour book that didn’t list it, but the B&B we stayed at had a 1998 edition of the same book and, lo and behold, it listed this (then) new museum.  Not knowing what to expect we were blown away by how interesting this museum was.

That’s how we felt about the Geffrye Museum.  We expected to enjoy it, but it far exceeded our expectations.  The concept is simple: what did the typical sitting room look like at different times in English history?  From that concept they had reconstructed 11 sitting rooms from different periods ranging from the 1600s to 1990s, with appropriate furnishings and accessories.  The exhibit is housed in an old almshouse, so there’s yet another layer of history to explore here.

The Geffrye is the only place we went in London that wasn’t in the central section around Westminster or the Old City.  It wasn’t “out there”, being only about 2 miles away from where we’d spent most of our time on prior days, but it felt like we’d gone to another world.  It was out in the part of London known as Hoxton, and as such we ended up using not only London Underground but also London Overground to get there.

The almshouse is architecturally a very long building, and the sitting rooms are presented in chronological order as you proceed down a long hallway.  We were offered two options for narration: an adult narration and a kid narration.  We chose to all use the kid narration so we’d all be hearing the same thing as we moved along.  We really enjoyed the narration, which was presented as a series of skits.  For example, you’d hear “the mistress of the house” talking about some feature of the room, which might explain why the tea storage chest was such an important item in a given time.

One particularly amusing room was the “1965 living room” which, Eileen commented, looked exactly like her house growing up.  In fact, she practically shouted “that was our couch!” as we came into that display.  So the authenticity of their recreations seems to be pretty good!

I’m not sure why I didn’t take a single photo at Geffrye.  I certainly regret that now.  ☹  According to my notes we ate lunch at the museum, although none of us can recall that now.  It is possible that we instead returned to the St. Paul’s area in anticipation of our afternoon plans and ate at either EAT or Pret a Manger.  Both of these shops are similar, in that they offer a large selection of pre-made packaged sandwiches.  They clearly cater to the working crowd.  I know that we ate lunches at these places twice while in London, even though I haven’t mentioned in previously (because I can’t recall the specifics and my notes aren’t clear).  Despite the wealth of choices the boys were challenged to find something they liked, since the combos were decidedly “English”.  Where we’d expect to see lots of ham and roast beef and PB&J in the US, instead there were lots of vegetable and cheese-based sandwiches.  The difference in food palettes caused some problems.

I do think this may have been an EAT day, as we had been planning to take a guided walking tour called “London Walk: City of Gallows” later in the afternoon.  That was slated to kick off around 2:30P.  We had at least two hours to kill, however, so we decided on a whim to walk across the Millennium Bridge and take a look at the Tate Museum first.

Now, we are NOT art museum types.  However, I (sometimes) enjoy Modern Art because it is often so inscrutable or, even better, over-the-top silly.  So with the hope that we could find something to mock, off we went.  Sadly, the art wasn’t of a type that we could make fun of, so we cruised the museum in just under and hour.  (Thank you, free admission!)  As we made our way back across the bridge towards St. Paul’s – where the walking tour met – we all agreed that we were just too fatigued to do any more walking.  We were done with London and just wanted to get back to the hotel and relax.

For some reason I only took four photos this entire day, and all were basically this: Tate Britain as seen from the other side of the Millennium Bridge.

But, we couldn’t do that quite yet, because we needed to first go pick up our rental car, which we’d be using starting the next day to get ourselves out of London and onto the next stages of our trip.  I had found an Alamo rental spot about a mile from our hotel and placed a reservation long before we started the trip.  So from St. Paul’s we got on the Underground and headed over in the direction of the rental office.

Now, remember way back on our first day when we’d been told that we didn’t need to get Robert (who was, at the time, 13 years old) any kind of transit pass?  Throughout our entire trip to this point we’d been using the stroller exits at the Underground stations, where Eileen and I would swipe our cards and one of the boys would go through the gate with each us.  This is how the “kids ride free” process works.  Well, at the Lancaster Gate station, a gate agent actually stopped us and informed us that this was wrong – Robert needed a ticket!  We explained that we’d been told otherwise, but he was insistent that a ticket be procured.  The problem was that this station didn’t have any way to purchase a ticket at the exit.  The gate agent actually left us standing at the gate (i.e. we hadn’t yet passed through it and were unable to exit the platform) while I was trying to ask him what we were supposed to do.  He even walked away at one point before he finally realized that there was really no solution other than to let us pass through.  We truthfully told him that we were on our way to pick up a rental car and that this was the last Underground trip we were taking, but I’m not sure he believed us.

With that little hiccup behind us, we walked a few blocks to Alamo and got our car.  The car rental pickup process is universal.  You wait too long for your turn, it takes too long to initial a ton of forms, and then (finally) your car is delivered.  We scored a brand new Mercedes sedan that had less than 50km on the odometer.  Sweet!  Since street parking is essentially impossible, I had scoped out a car park that was within walking distance of the hotel and we stashed the car there, to be retrieved in the morning.

With the car parked we were finally able to go back to the hotel for a short relaxation before heading for dinner.  Where we went is a mystery.  If we followed the plan, we ended up at Bizzarro – but I don’t actually recall what happened on this night.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 5: The Tower and London Eye

London

We wanted to have the best chances of beating the crowds so got to the Tower of London by 9AM.  The plan was to do a tour, then grab a snack on the way over to the Tower Bridge Exhibition, after which we’d have a late lunch, and then end the afternoon at the London Eye, where we had tickets for a 3:15P entrance.  This was another case where all the advance research came into play that allowed us to call an audible and change our plan on the fly – but a bit more on that later.

The morning plan proceeded as originally designed.  We had another nice breakfast at the hotel then grabbed the Tube over to the Tower Hill station.  Eileen and I were both reminded that the Tower Hill station isn’t exactly “right there” at the Tower.  You’ve got to make a long (for London) walk through an underpass and kind of loop you way around to the front of the Tower.  Once there, we entered the line for tickets which was – as hoped – pretty short at 9AM and, pausing for a quick picture, entered the outer grounds.

We prepare to enter The Tower.

Every 30 minutes a new hour long, Yeoman-led guided tour starts outside the Byward Tower.  Since this is such a major attraction we wanted the boys to have the full experience, so we wandered around between the inner and outer walls for a bit until the next tour started and then joined up.  The Warders are all retired military guys who live on-site at the Tower.  Interestingly enough, they lock the Tower up each night and the Warders (and their families) are locked in – or out, as the case may be – until the next morning.  When our guide gathered our group – about 30-40 of us – he made a point to ensure that the young kids were up front where they could hear him and see things.  Very nice!  The tour is an excellent introduction to the history of the Tower, filled with lots of politics and a healthy dose of blood and guts.

Our Beefeater.  All the warders had to have spent at least 22 years in the Army and obtained a minimum rank of Chief Warrant Officer, along with an unblemished service record.

Once the tour was over we spent a few hours wandering around through the various museums and sights.  The only thing we didn’t do was go see the Crown Jewels.  It was during this portion of the day that we realized that we wanted to spend more time at the Tower than originally allotted, and therefore we decided to keep touring until we were hungry enough for lunch, at which point we exited the Tower and went and got Fish and Chips.  There were a couple of restaurants in the same place as the ticket booths – talk about having a lucrative concessions license!  Both the vendors were doing a huge volume of business.  We ended up sitting on the concrete benches surrounding some of the plantings in the courtyard.  This did mean that we skipped the Tower Bridge Exhibition.  As this had always been a “disposable” item in the plan, no one was overly disappointed that we’d nixed this one.

It wasn't the most picturesque lunch, but the fish and chips were....pretty "meh".  But we were hungry so it hit the spot.

There were tons of old artifacts in the various exhibits, but this dragon made up of recycled materials really caught my eye.  Most of the photos I took of the more typical artifacts didn't come out very well so no other items from the Tower are on this blog.

No one can quite remember how we got from The Tower over to London Eye, although I know we didn’t walk there.  Once there we had to go into the ticketing area and pick up our passes, which I’d purchased online.  We had a timed entrance at 3:15PM.  We had a pretty nice day outside in which to take some great pictures of the city.  Inside each pod they have a number of touchscreens that helped you orient yourself and identify various landmarks.

You could pick up these paper maps at the ticket both and use them to help you orient.  The touchscreen on Andrew's right could also help.  Each touchscreen showed you info about the geography that you were facing as you looked at the screen.

Hey, these guys are following us!

The Houses of Parliament as seen from the London Eye.

I wish I could recall what this building was - it was beautiful.

The happy visitors.

Once our ride was over we caught a bus that delivered us back to Marble Arch where we could go relax – we probably watched some more QI - for about an hour before heading out on a bus for dinner.  Once again we stayed in Bayswater, this time going to Nando’s, specializing in what they call Peri Peri chicken.  In American terms, it was kind of an upscale Pollo Loco.  After a long day, a no-fuss dinner was exactly what we wanted and we left quite satisfied.  A short bus ride delivered us back to the hotel and we called it a night.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 4: St. Paul's, Museum of London, The Monument

London

Following breakfast at the hotel, we once again boarded the Underground, this time heading over to St. Paul’s Cathedral. Upon entry we received their self-guided audio tour, but we had planned instead to share the Rick Steve’s audio tour that I’d loaded up on our phones – but for some reason we couldn’t get it working so we resorted back to the one they’d given us. A very interesting tour. From there we were off to the Museum of London, where we spent about 90 minutes touring the exhibits and then grabbed lunch in their onsite café. On the way out we stopped at their shop and I picked up a great book, The Times Atlas of London, which traces the history of the growth of London through a series of maps. I LOVE this kind of thing!

Andrew gets into the spirit of things at the Museum of London.  Here, he contemplates being tortured.

The post-lunch plan had been a self-guided walking tour of the square mile of “original” London, taking in several key historic buildings, including a planned stop at the Bank of England (where you can apparently lift a genuine gold bar in their museum).  The plan went awry, however, because whatever route instructions I’d printed out didn’t seem to work – we had trouble finding the streets we were looking for.  (Note that the link to the tour I have here is NOT the tour I'd originally downloaded.  I think the one I linked looks better than the one I had.) And on top of that my cell phone wasn’t getting reception among the tall buildings so I couldn’t bring up Google Maps.  So we just kind of wandered randomly in “the general direction” until we finally found Leadenhall Market, where we dutifully looked up a filming location from the Harry Potter movies.

One of the open-air passages through Leadenhall Market.  Someday I'd like to explore this place a bit more.

The blue doorway was used as a filming location in one of the Harry Potter movies.  The dude walking around the corner was NOT featured in the movie.

30 St Mary Axe, aka "The Gherkin"

Eventually, we got to what was the planned end of our walking tour: The Monument.  I had expected that we’d see The Monument while approaching it.  I hadn’t expected it to be tucked into a small square amongst a lot of more modern, taller buildings.  In fact, as we walked down the road that was actually (correctly) taking us there we had serious doubts that we were in the right place.  Some construction workers obviously had no trouble figuring out that we were confused tourists and, hearing what our intended destination was, confirmed that we were just a block or two away.

At the end of our uncertain wandering, we finally came to The Monument.

Neither Robert nor Eileen wanted to make the ascent, so Andrew and I purchased tickets and climbed up to the top.  From there we had some nice views on this overcast day.

A nice unobstructed view of Tower Bridge from the top of The Monument.

The museum ship HMS Belfast, with the blob of London City Hall on the shore behind it.

The Tower of London peeking out behind the rooftoop of a modern office building.

The proud climbers.

Why we're so proud of ourselves: 311 steps.

Because our walk through historic London didn’t really work out as expected,we ended up finishing up our day’s plan about 90 minutes early, so we took advantage of this to take an enjoyable stroll west along the Thames rather than just hopping immediately on the Underground.  We eventually made our way back to St. Paul’s and from thence caught the Underground back to the hotel.

One of many nice viewing spots along the Thames.  Our original plans didn't include a Thames-side walk in London, but this turned out to be a nice way to pass some time!  London Bridge in the background, and the lower floors of the 95-story The Shard can be seen on the other side of the river.

In the foreground, a random Thames cruise boat.  In the background, Pickford's wharf, warehouses dating from 1864 but now converted to luxury apartments.

The recreated Globe Theater.

St. Paul's, approaching from the south on our way back up from the Thames.  There were a couple of buskers working the pedestrians along this path. 

Millennium Bridge (with the pedestrians).  Behind it, the much more substantial (and substantially uglier) Blackfriar's train bridge, and behind that the Blackfriar's road bridge.

Once back at the hotel we chilled out at watched some TV.  It was here we made our first great cultural discovery: the panel show QI, hosted by Stephen Fry.  It was described by the on-screen guide as a show “…hosted by poly-math Stephen Fry…”  I was familiar with Fry as part of Fry & Laurie and also Blackadder, so I figured there’d be some humor involved.  Basically, what we got was a combo of some great history, trivia, and comedy.  We were hooked and caught the show as often as we could while in the UK (and later watched it on YouTube once we got home).

We also decided to make a change to our dinner plan for this night.  We had been thinking about going to Roti Chai, a very well-reviewed Indian restaurant, but the boys weren’t much interested in that.  So instead we hopped on a bus and went further into Bayswater to Tequila Tex-Mex where we had a nice dinner and some fun.

Believe it or not, I had not even had a margarita before this picture was taken...

From dinner it was another bus ride back to the hotel and some relaxation before bed.


Monday, June 10, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 3: Westminster, Cabinet War Rooms, Science Museum

London

Our first full day started with breakfast in the basement of the hotel. They had 5-6 tables set up in view of the kitchen, with boxes of dry cereal and pitchers of milk, juice, and water on the side board along with some fresh fruit. In the kitchen they served up traditional English breakfast with eggs to order, baked beans, and baked tomato, with toast delivered in a toast caddy to your table.

Breakfast over, we grabbed our stuff and walked over to the Marble Arch Underground station and made our way over to Westminster. We spent a half hour or so walking around to see Big Ben and Parliament Square before queuing up to see Westminster Abbey. We made use of the self-guided narration headsets they offer to tour around. I had downloaded a self-tour document pre-trip, but for some reason we didn’t use it. Not sure why. Between queuing and touring we spent about 90 minutes here, getting out around 11AM.

While standing in line at Westminster Abbey we had this view of St. Margaret's Church, which dates from the early 1500's.

At one point, "The Boys" went over to look at the Churchill statue.  You can see Winnie in the background, looking like he's shuffling off to Big Ben.

From the abbey we proceeded up Parliament Street heading toward Nelson’s Column, passing the Horse Guard on the way.

A member of the Household Cavalry stands sentinel outside the Horse Guards.  For at least today, London was safe from marauding tourists.

We approach Trafalgar Square and the statue to Admiral Lord Nelson.  Little did we know that a horrible lunch was lying in ambush just a block or two away.

Our lunch plan was to go to Garfunkel’s – which was dreadful and I won’t say any more about it.  We did look around at a lot of the displays at Trafalgar Square before eating, however.

Vice Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson.  Note his missing right lower arm, lost in battle.  Kids, didn't I tell you not to play with cannonballs?

How they established lengths before getting all science-y about it...

Following our very poor lunch we re-traced our steps on Parliament Street until we reached the Churchill Cabinet War Rooms.  This was something Eileen and I had toured on our honeymoon trip and found fascinating.  It was no surprise that I liked it, as I’m a huge reader of WWII history – but Eileen also enjoyed it.  Robert was starting to express his own interest in history, so we decided to make a return visit so the boys could enjoy this, too – which they did.  I didn’t take any pictures as I still had memories from our visit in 1998.

From here we meandered through St. James Park and enjoyed a glimpse of Buckingham Palace, some of the fountains and, ultimately, some refreshment.

A view from St. James Park, with Buckingham Palace in the background and a swan (or goose or duck...oh, heck...let's just call it a "swimmy birdy") photo-bombing in the foreground.

An "eat-y Robert" dives into a snack in St. James Park.

We then hopped onto the Piccadilly Line to go a few stops and get off at South Kensington, from where we walked over to the Science Museum.  We love science museums, but five years later none of us can remember a lot about our visit here.  What we do recall is that it was a bit flashier and wasn’t as interactive as we expected.  We ended our touring day around 6PM or so, which left us in South Kensington for dinner.

Dinner that night was at an Italian restaurant called Pierino.  The restaurant had an interesting feature in that the brick pizza oven was on the street-level floor, but the kitchen was apparently in the basement and food was set up through a dumb-waiter.  As I recall, we had a couple of pizzas and some pasta dishes between the four of us and thoroughly enjoyed the meal.  A bus ride returned us to Marble Arch where we made our way back to the hotel.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 2: Heathrow and Hyde Park

London

When we landed at Heathrow I do recall that we, the lowly Economy folks, all jumped up and gathered our stuff…forcing those in the forward premium section to wait for us! I recall thinking that if I had paid for premium seating and then didn’t get priority exit I would have been pretty annoyed. Heh heh heh.

After stopping to pick up our baggage we made our way to the Heathrow Express station and started our journey to Paddington Station. This was a pretty painless way to get into London, and since we were staying near Marble Arch the train station was a short walk away – about 0.7 miles or 15 minutes of time.

We're in the UK!  We're waiting for the Heathrow Express train to arrive at the airport so we can get into central London. The boys got a little sleep on the plane, but neither Eileen or I got much rest.  We're awake purely due to excitement.

Once we arrived at Paddington our first order of business was to get 7-day Travelcards for the Underground. When we got to the window there was some confusion here because we didn’t know we’d need to supply photos for Eileen and me. The clerk directed us back into the station with instructions as to where we could find a photo booth, so we took pictures and then went back to get our cards. It was our understanding that the best answer for the boys was to purchase something from a local newsagent that would cover their rides. Getting them Travelcards wasn’t an option.

Once we had our cards, we grabbed our rolling bags and started our walk to Parkwood at Marble Arch. I don’t have any recollection of how I ended up picking this place. I’m sure there was a reason but it escapes me now. I probably read somewhere that lodgings in Bayswater were cheaper while still being centrally located. Whatever the reason it was a good choice for us. It was an old Victorian townhouse with a nice size room on the upper floor. It was actually a two room suite. We entered into a queen bedroom with attached bathroom, and then there was another doorway into a small room with two twin beds. Perfect! Our local Underground station was about a two minute walk away.

One side note: on the way from Paddington to Parkwood we passed by St. Mary’s Hospital, which was being featured in the news pretty regularly. Kate Middleton was about 45 days away from giving birth to her first baby (and hence, third in line to the crown) and was going to be delivering at St. Mary’s. The media hadn’t quite gotten around to camping out at the hospital yet – that wouldn’t happen until July 1 – for what turned out to be a late-July birth.

Our flight had arrived around 2PM, so by the time we got to the hotel it was about 4PM. In an effort to stave off jet lag we put on our jackets and walked across the street to Hyde Park and walked over to Speaker’s Corner. I did have a DIY walking tour, but this was much too ambitious for our first few hours on the ground. There were a few guys out there pontificating about one thing or another, but we didn’t linger. We were really just trying to kill 30 minutes or so before heading to dinner. We exited at Marble Arch (meaning that we just barely saw a tiny part of Hyde Park).

Speaker's Corner in Hyde Park.  This guy was one of three folks we saw giving "speeches".  Mostly ramblings, as I recall.

Robert, Doug, and Andrew in front of Marble Arch.  We arrived on a pretty nice afternoon, with temps somewhere in the high 50's.  The entry to the Marble Arch Underground station is just to the right of the Pret A Manger shop in the background of the photo.

Our first night dinner was strategically planned at Giraffe, which met two criteria: 1) It was within walking distance of our hotel, being only about 15 minutes away, and 2) their menu looked like it would be something that both boys would like. With the boys still being young we were aware that we couldn’t get too exotic on the menus. They both were, thankfully, more adventurous than just always having chicken fingers or burgers so we could still branch out on occasion – but for our first night in the UK we wanted to keep it simple. Giraffe had multiple locations – as it happens, the Blandford Street location we ate at in 2013 is no longer there, although other outlets are still open. u We had a very nice meal that evening. Andrew’s meal came out with a small (about 4” tall) green plastic giraffe figurine on it. We still have that sitting by our TV at home as a reminder of our trip!

On our walk back to the hotel we came across a newsagent that had a sign saying they sold transit passes for buses and the Underground. We knew that Andrew could ride for free with us since he was only eight, but we were pretty sure – but not 100% positive – that we needed some kind of youth pass for Robert. We went in and asked the newsagent what we needed to do. Due to language issues it wasn’t clear that we understood things correctly…but the agent told us that Robert could also ride for free and we didn’t need to buy anything - which would, eventually, be shown to be INCORRECT. But based on that we were told at that time we left and went back to the hotel to get a good night’s sleep under our belts before starting our touring in earnest the following day.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

2013 England and Wales Day 1: SFO to LHR

San Francisco: Getting There

For our honeymoon trip we’d flown out on Virgin Atlantic. In 1998 they were one of the first airlines to offer personal IFE in each seatback, so we’d treated ourselves. In 2013 we again picked VA, although I can’t recall now (2018) whether there was any special reason we flew on them again. It was probably because I was a “frequent flyer” with them, although that meant pretty much nothing since I flew so infrequently. I do know that international flight amenities had changed a lot in the 15 years between trips – among other things, we didn’t get served scones with clotted cream in 2013 like we had enjoyed in 1998.

We had a 745PM outbound flight from SFO to Heathrow. As luck would have it, Eileen’s brother Mike was flying back into SFO later that night so we ended up parking the car in the short-term parking garage around 530PM and texting Mike details of where we left it. We’d given him a car key before he’d left a few days previously, so once he arrived he found our car and drove it back to his house. So no hassles for us or him!

We grabbed some snacks at the airport and waited for our flight to board.

Waiting to board our flight in San Francisco.  From L to R: Robert, Eileen, Andrew.  Our flight is going to leave around 7:45PM, so we've already had a full day at this point...but everyone's energy is up due to excitement and a bit of sugar.

We were flying on flight #VS20, which used a 747-400. One really cool feature of this plane was that there was a small Economy section on the upper deck – about 30 seats of so – just behind a premium section. I believe that it was 1st class in front of us, although these days the maps show Premium Economy. What we all remember is that our 3-3 seat configuration was a lot nicer than the 3-4-3 configuration on the lower deck, and we had a MUCH quieter ride up top. There wasn’t enough overhead space for at least one of our bags, but they were more than happy to let us stow the bag in the back closet area.

This was Andrew’s first major flight – certainly the first one in his memory. He was pretty nervous and spent a lot of it holding Eileen’s hand or asleep on her shoulder. We flew in 4 seats across, so Eileen was sitting with the boys and I was sitting across the aisle. We had cashed in some credit card points which allowed all of us to be outfitted with our own set of noise-cancelling headphones.

The food on the flight was something Indian. Robert is remembering this five years after the fact, but I have no reason to doubt him on this. We know that – whatever it was – Andrew didn’t eat it, and Robert probably picked at it. Of course, being a great mom, Eileen had packed a variety of snacks so they didn't go totally hungry.

Friday, June 7, 2013

2013 England and Wales: Intro

An 11-Day Trip from Saturday June 8, 2013 through Wednesday June 19, 2013


NOTE: I didn’t write up this trip report until August 2018, a full five years following our trip. I had to rely on the Spreadsheet ‘o Fun and the memories of all four of us to reconstruct our trip. Hopefully I didn’t get too much wrong!

This trip has its roots in 1972, when I was 8 years old and my parents took my two sisters and I to Europe for a month. I can recall almost the entire trip, so when our boys were young I vowed that I’d wait until the youngest was eight before taking a trip to the UK with the family, in hopes that everyone would have solid, life-long memories. Well, that date arrived in 2013 when Robert was 13 and Andrew was 8, so off we went!

Eileen and I had taken a delayed honeymoon about 8 months after we got married and spent a couple of weeks in 1998 in the UK, starting with a few days in London and then a week in Wales. We’d had an incredible time. We wanted the boys to also experience Wales and its abundance of castles, but we didn’t want to necessarily recreate our honeymoon trip. Fortunately, we had steered clear of a lot the big tourist spots in 1998. Most notably, we didn’t go to the Tower of London or Westminster Abbey. Going to some of those spots would be perfect for the boys, however, so all that needed to be done was to put together a plan.


The Spreadsheet ‘o FunI LOVE trip planning! 

With the advent of Google and (in particular) Google Maps, I’ve spent countless hours looking into places to go, places to stay, places to see, and places to eat. For this trip I had several months in which to do research, so every free moment was spent online looking around. In addition to putting together an ever-evolving touring plan, I was also learning “the lay of the land” and learning about tons of options.

How did I do this? By building what the rest of the family came to call “The Spreadsheet ‘o Fun”. I always pull out Microsoft Excel whenever I need to track large amounts of data. Basically, everything I ever discovered online, whether related to transportation (flights, trains, rental cars, the Underground), attractions, hotels, B&Bs, restaurants, geography – well, all of that went into a tab on the spreadsheet. If I thought there was ANY chance that the info would come in handy, I wrote it down. So, when looking at London (for example), I had written down info on a dozen or so potential hotels, including pricing, ratings, web site URLs, and so forth. For attractions I had ticket costs, opening hours, estimated time to tour, and so on. (In 2018, looking back at my first-ever S-‘o-F created for this 2013 trip, I’m amused at just how primitive it was. I’ve learned a LOT about trip planning since then and current S-‘o-Fs are so much better organized now.)

Since I had so many months to play around, I kept going back and adding more information. At one point, mostly on a whim, I ended up grabbing the latitude and longitude of every potential attraction and restaurant on our list because I was a little worried that the GPS we were taking along – we were renting a car – was going to be a challenge. Well, guess what? In the US you usually punch in your destination by supplying an address, while in the UK you usually punch in postal codes. Even though I’d supposedly downloaded postal codes to my GPS, they weren’t working when we got there. That would have rendered our GPS useless for navigation…except for the fact that I had noted down the lat/long for destinations! All those months of eye rolling by the family over how Dad had gone nuts were replaced with…well, more eye rolls. But now everyone agrees: NEVER diss the Spreadsheet ‘o Fun!!


This was actually the first time I’d spent so much time on data gathering for a trip. I put together a lot of different options for each day of touring, going so far as to scheduling each day’s activities in 15-minute increments, based upon estimated times we’d spend doing any given activity. It was this level of detailed planning that caused most of the eye rolling, but I did end up confirming that I’m a bit of an idiot savant when it comes to time estimation. The first day in London ended up matching up to the schedule almost exactly, without me pushing folks to meet any artificial timelines. It just ended up that my guesses as to how the day would pass turned out to be on the nose. Over the course of future trips this has served us well, as it has meant that our touring plans end up being incredibly practical and realistic, allowing us the confidence that we’ll end up spending an appropriate amount of time doing what we want to do, and avoiding unrealistic plans. We’ve never ended up trying to cram too much into too little time.


There are two things I loved about all the pre-planning, and I’ve repeated this process in every subsequent trip we’ve taken over the years. First: once we got on the ground in the UK – and the finely tuned plan had to be adjusted, as every plan does – I felt tremendous confidence that I had a lot of viable choices. Having invested so much time up front I didn’t feel worried that I was going to make poor decisions because I was lacking knowledge of our surroundings. At any given moment I could pull out a Plan B, Plan C, and sometimes even a Plan D. This is SO much better than standing in the middle of an unknown city feeling like the only thing you can do is settle for going to the place you can literally see in front of you simply because you have no idea what is just a short walk away.


The second thing I love about all the pre-research is that I feel like I’m already on vacation when I’m looking at maps, or reading restaurant menus, or reading through the website of some potential attraction. So I get two vacations for the price of one!